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Sep 24 2008

Want to know my new secret Hollywood diet?

Published by steveracer at 1:54 pm under Hollywood Edit This

This is the secret: don’t eat anything. I went on this plan called Isagenix: you do this nine day “cleanse” and lose weight while “cleansing” yourself. They said typical results are losing 7-8 pounds.

I lost one and a half. This was done by not eating anything for four of the nine days. The other five you have one meal a day and two “Tree Bark with just a hint of Cinnamon” shakes. That was lots of fun.

Other things I’m thinking:

  • I have the Einstein rat in my apartment. It has avoided the bait traps, the electrical traps, and knows to go around the glue traps. I can’t get rid of it and it’s digging holes in my carpet and waking me up in the middle of the night. I guess I’ll have to poison it only to have it die horribly, rot, and smell bad in some place where it will be very hard to reach. Thanks, f–ing rat.
  • I am very close to having one of my screenplays produced with me as a star of the movie.
  • I find it ironic that I’m meeting with people talking about million dollar movie budgets when I’m scrambling to pay my rent and figuring out how much ramen to buy.
  • Sometimes I wonder how long my car has until it breaks again. The transmission is being funny — of course it usually has been.
  • It’s possible, due to events out here, that I may one day live in a castle of my own design.
  • I know you’re out there somewhere, and somehow I’ll return again to you.

Picture for you

milk tea

In Costa Mesa I went to a Japanese grill and they had Milk Green Tea. It was quite tasty, and had a cute character on top.

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9 Responses to “Want to know my new secret Hollywood diet?”

  1. # Airborne223on 24 Sep 2008 at 5:45 pm edit this

    That Milk Green Tea looks tasty!!

  2. # Wolfman Daveon 24 Sep 2008 at 5:55 pm edit this

    Hey, just remember us little guys when you’re independently wealthy, yes?

  3. # K-chanon 25 Sep 2008 at 9:17 am edit this

    Hope you can get rid of the rat somehow.

    About that shake…wonder how it tastes with boba in it? ^_^

  4. # Allysonon 25 Sep 2008 at 9:22 am edit this

    Was that last one “Moody Blues”? O_o

  5. # steveraceron 26 Sep 2008 at 12:33 pm edit this

    It’s Milk Tea, not a shake. And they offered me Boba. I twitched and said I like to drink my drinks, not EAT them.

    The rat is now digesting poison.

    Yes, that is a Moody Blues quote.

  6. # Kiraon 27 Sep 2008 at 1:08 am edit this

    You actually tried that diet?

  7. # steveraceron 27 Sep 2008 at 11:14 pm edit this

    Yes Kira, I did. It was recommended to me by my chiropractor and two other friends.

    Just don’t put me in the Death Note, ok?

  8. # Kiraon 28 Sep 2008 at 3:51 pm edit this

    wow.

    I’m going to put many people I know in that. *evil grin* It’s going to be my phone/address book.

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