Sep 04 2008
No, I do NOT speak Klingon!
I have a crazy friend out here who gets a lot of acting gigs on craigslist. Sometimes she sees things that she thinks I will be good for and forwards them on. This is an example:
Needs Someone who speaks “Klingon”
I’m looking for someone who can translate 30 seconds worth of dialog (a long paragraph) into the Star Trek language “Klingon”. I would also need you to record yourself speaking the dialog as a pronunciation guide. Need help ASAP. Thanks!
I would just like to say, for the record, that I do not speak Klingon. But let’s do a web search and see what Klingons I get.First, we have the Klingon Language Institute . No, I’m not kidding.
Then we have this guy, who comes up first in an image search for “Klingon.” Must be nice to have your own slice of internet fame, eh? (No, I’m not going to tell you what crazy searches bring me up first.)
Also, I’m going to be a Rock Star
I am going to need your help! Starting tomorrow I will need votes for a contest for a Los Angeles radio station to be the next rock star! If you win you get cash and a contract! Did you know I rock? Well I do. You can see my video in my bio. I will post the details tomorrow for the voting, so please, true believers, help me win! (You can vote once per email address.)
