steve in hollywood

You know, when I was in high school I remember the other boys talking about girls’ butts. Man they were so into them. I never really understood it. It’s just… what you sit on, right? Now, give me some nice legs and breasts, maybe some barbecue sauce… oh wait, that’s dinner.

Anyway, according to my vast research of looking at the first three matches to my search, I found the votes for best butt are:

• Jessica Alba
• Jessica Biel
• Some other people not named Jessica

Then I saw this article about Kim Kardashian. Now that’s a butt you can grab hold of. Anyway, you might wonder what sparked my sudden interest in derrieres. Did you know that lately, posteriors are increasingly being used as signage? Yes, indeed. I would post pictures of these shorts with labels across the back, but I’m afraid what would happen if I did a Google search for “butt shorts” or anything similar. I’ve already spent a few hours twitching on the floor after just one misguided Google image search.

The best butt I’ve seen all day

You never know what you are going to see walking around in California. At our local Starbuck’s, I met Alyssa Carter, who as you can see is an “ACTOR.” Yes, I walked up to her and asked if I could get a picture of her butt for my blog.

Alyssa Carter: Hollywood’s Next Big Star

This is Alyssa, my victim at Starbuck’s. She was here in Glendale rehearsing for a play that she has the starring role in! (She also gave me her card and had no idea my roommate has a scanner.) Alyssa is playing Princess Winnifred in One Upon a Mattress, which is a musical comedy based on the story, “The Princess and the Pea.”

If you are local, the show runs September 5th through the 21st, and is playing at Hoover High School here in Glendale. It is supported in part by the LA County Arts Commission. So, I’m going to go see it! If you want to get your tickets, here is the link:

 Stepping Stone Players - Once Upon a Mattress

I would tell you more about Alyssa, but I am still working on becoming her stalker/agent so I will have to let you know more when I search through her trash– I mean get to know her better.