Aug 19 2008
You can’t find love on craig’s list anymore…
But you can find lots of scammers. Remember my attempt at finding love and an agent? Well, I am ready to say it is a failure. I got three emails: two were accounts phishing for my email address, and one was, well, this:
hello my name is christina [censored] sorry 4 givein my last name i am 20 i am from lancaster,ca i am mix with cambodian,puerto rican, black i love playing tennis ,golf and i love to dance. sometimes i can be real naughty girl i can be real nice sweet girl i love to cook i am looking 4 a long-term relationship . i love watch the sunset go down and i love looking at the moon i love going to the movies with my friends i love activites. oneday i would like to married to someone.i’am 5′6 weight is 160 brown eyes and brown hair brown skin . i am not tell u a lie ok. i am not a fake this is really me. if u want to be friend frist that will be cool i love music i love to read books i love shopping with my friend i am a nice person……
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox if u want u can call me ok at 1 [censored] or u can look at my pic at myspace at [censored]
Well, that certainly was what I was looking for. It’s as if she didn’t read my ad at all. It’s also as if some evil villain stole her SHIFT key. Yes dear, but are you an agent that will make me tons of money?
Yeah, I wanna be a Rock Star
A local radio station, 98.7 FM is having a contest for the next rock star. So of course I entered with my Stalker video. You can vote starting September 5th, and you can bet I’ll be posting the details everywhere. Ahh, if only I had 54,902 friends on Myspace I could get them all to vote!
Picture of the Day
In steaming hot downtown Glendale, you can find the action here at the Giggles club. Well, at least I assume so since I’d probably never set foot in a place called “Giggles” unless I was being paid.
I just signed up for JDate, and I’m also doubtful as to how many profiles are real. I think half the country has had their Shift keys stolen.
Take heart, man. We’ve ALL gotten those strange e-mails. Anybody who’s on any dating-related site, or MySpace, for any length of time, gets the strangest e-mails EVER. And not one of them has the typing skills above that of a five-year-old. A really slow five-year-old.
I don’t know what the scam is exactly with posts like that, but I think they’re fake so I just ignore ‘em. Don’t take ‘em personally. :)
P.S. D*C was awesome! Hope you’re able to go next year.
Tom (tomh1138 on FFC)