Aug 11 2008
John Edwards is the father of my love child
So, I wonder what will happen when I make it big? All rich and famous? Will I lose perspective? Will I get a big ego like John Edwards and think I can do anything?
Will I have better taste than him? Sheesh. If you’re a powerful politician, at least have an affair with a hot call girl, like that one guy did. What’s his name. With that girl. Who was in Girls Gone Wild. Or whatever. Seriously, this lady, Rielle, looks like what Anne Coulter would look like if she was a man.
Okay, I’m done picking on this poor lady now. Ok, wait, no I’m not.
Did you know she became “enlightened” and is now some sort of spiritual guru?
“Before, I was so sensitive to negative energy, ultra sensitive, like I would go to a movie theater and have to change seats four times because I would feel everybody’s stuff. And it was just so uncomfortable and unbearable; I could never be in New York if I wasn’t on drugs. And now everything is one love-energy to me.”
Maybe John Edwards is such a great lover he just pushed all that negative energy right out of her! Or, made it into a baby. Which he says can’t be his.
There’s no fan mail today
So that’s why you have this incoherent rant from me instead. If you want the madness to stop, you must email me at:
steveinhollywoodblog -AT- yahoo.com
And well, I’ll answer here on Mondays.
This is what happens to you when you are famous
You can’t go around having affairs and lying about it anymore. It’s really a shame. I guess I’ll have to stop before I get famous. Or is it already too late? Well, even if I do, and her picture is plastered all over the papers, at least she won’t be a horse-faced schizophrenic psycho. I’ll make sure she is at least Miss Venezuela. “Oh, Esteve, tu es magnifico!”
Then again…
Maybe I’m the one who is a schizophrenic psycho.
Picture of the Day!
Saving you from this incoherent rant is this:
Maybe you’ll think this is cool like I do. It’s a Hollywood Video. In… Hollywood!
Nice Eclipse too, but I’m not so keen on the red.
Gmail is having a serious outage
I can barely contain my outrage at Google since I am paying a whopping zero dollars for this free service. How dare they go down! Too bad I do almost all of my acting networking through it. Argh.
