steve in hollywood

As I sit here in my apartment in my boxer shorts contriving plans to be famous, I noticed that a new name is coming up in many Hollywood and internet circles: Camila Alves. But who is this lady?

Here’s her bio online.

Notice in the title of the page it says “Camila Alves Biography |  Matthew McConaughey Girlfriend”

Yes, the definition of her life really comes from the fact that she is dating a celebrity.

Fan Mail Monday

So there are actors and actresses, and then there are celebrities. While i guess technically celebrity can mean anyone famous whether they are in acting or any other profession, it seems to have become synonymous with actors/actresses/singers/performers who are well-known or simply talked about by the media a lot.

So, here is my question: as an aspiring actor, what do you think it would take for you to be considered, or consider yourself, a celebrity? How many jobs? Or how many significant roles? Or how many years in movies? Or what? - Shelley

Well Shelly, I’m going to do my best since I just cleaned my kitchen and am dizzy from bleach fumes. Man, that Lysol with Bleach isn’t kidding. It should be labeled “Industrial Strength Bleach With a Tiny Drop of Lysol.” What was I saying?

Obviously, the fastest path to celebrity is to date someone already famous, like Camela Alverez or whatever-her-name-is is doing. I found this website with tips on getting that elusive date with a celebrity. Otherwise, I could kill someone famous, but I think that would fall under this category:

Personally, I’m hoping that I will do something cool like save a celebrity’s life in a terrorist hostage situation. They end up being so grateful that they give me leading roles and free cookies for life.

I need more fan mail!

The virtual in box is once again empty, and I have no more fun letters to respond to. So please, if you are even mildly literate, send me a mail for the Monday segment:

steveinhollywoodblog -AT- yahoo.com

Maybe I’ve been getting tons of fan mail but you all are asking questions about “porn” and “viagra” so Yahoo! is putting it all in my junk mail box. That’s it. I’m really getting thousands of fan messages a week. Yeah.

Picture of the Day

I saw this on the internet the other day, and I thought the zombies had finally arrived.

Seriously. This is one of them Olsen twins. If this is what fame does to you, I don’t want it. Well, ok, I want it but just only for a little while. Just a week. Or two. Maybe a month? Please?

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